One should be worried when..

They go out line dancing with their mommas, and enjoy it.

Haha. I am a LINE DANCER! With sore legs! BUT I DANCED! In line! With jeans on! No hats, sadly.

And it was FUN! And I want to go AGAIN! And I should stop using CAPITALS now!

I'm even going to teach my kidlets the line dance for their CONCERT! Damn, there go those capital letters again.

I am a big, gigantic DORK! (And I think that warrants being capitalized, don't you?)