My brand new gym pants (stretchy capri sort of pants, very daggy, very gym-ish) have just kindly informed me that I have been walking around with not one, but two rather large holes in the nether-regions.
Might I just add that these are pants which I purchased only LAST WEEK?
Let's pretend that I bought them from a very high class sporting goods store, and not a very cheap junk-style shop, where they only cost me $10. Because that is so not the point. Holes! And I've worn these pants maybe twice in the past week, washed once.
I am now sort of panicking.
Were these holes visible as I was doing my weights? And my jogging? Or even walking to my car and back?
Oh God. I just realised I did stretches after my workout today.
Stretches with my ass sticking out in the air.
And I thought I looked so fabulously sporty because wow! I can stretch! Look at me stretching! My gym body must be in here somewhere!
Apparently, all I looked like was a red-faced, sweaty baboon with a HOLE in her crotch.
No wonder people smiled at me today.
Oh, no!
ReplyDeleteOn the bright side, you probably made someone's day? One's misfortune is always good -- as long as it's not your own. ;)
How much longer in your school holiday? I can't wait to hear some stories about school and the little kiddies.