Have you ever tried to say something, but the words come out completely wrong? (Damnit, now I have that old Brandy song in my head. Shit! Get it out! Help!)
And I don't mean the above question in a deep and meaningful sort of way (ha!) but literally, when words come out the wrong way.
I think there's something wrong with me.
Everytime I open my mouth lately, I end up completely stuffing up whatever I was going to say. And making myself snort with laughter too, but that's beside the point.
In the past, I've always muddled some words up, but lately? I think I'm going crazy. I've noticed myself slipping up constantly! I can't even remember all of the stuff-ups I've done, but here are just a couple from the past week. I'll endeavour to remember some more, so you can see how wired my brain is right now.
(The items in bold are what I actually said, the latter is what I was SUPPOSED to be saying, sheesh. I feel all muddled up again just looking at it!)
Chap and Cleer. (Clap and Cheer)
Dackup Bancers. (Backup Dancers)
Tot Norking. (Not Talking)
And the classic?
Lick Nachey. (Otherwise known as Nick Lachey.) Hee. Lick Nachey. Say it with me now. LICK NACHEY. It sounds like his 'naughty' name, if you know what I mean.
Got any other doozies to add to my list?
And to distract anyone who is completely lost from this post, here is a link to the donut cake from the wedding rant a couple days ago. DONUTS. Ha. Cheap. Cheap and whorish. Bastards. But I'm totally over it now. Totally. Cough.
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those donuts better be of the Krispy Kreme variety. otherwise there's no point.
Does seem rather cheap doesn't it? You have donuts with coffee - not at a fancy ocassion! Wedding cake is meant to be special. You can't exactly sleep with a donut under your pillow and dream of the man you will marry now can you?
*snort*
i was telling alita tonight about your wixing mords (*snort again*)
- she told a client at her work that they would make a good "Titter and Furner" (*snort again and again*
You are a shining wit!! Smart Feller. etc etc. I spoonerise all the time.
I have always loved Spoonerisms - my favorite of yours was the Lick Nachey. That made me snigger coffee through my nose. haha
Blunk drogging?
Drunk blogging?
Lick Nachey rulezzz :D
Hey chicka, how are you???
I get that way ALL the time. I think I may have Down's Syndrome. Just the other day, I was trying to get my boyfriend's attention so he could check out a very cool apartment building that we passed. "Building! Look at that baby!" Was what came out. Yes. Backwards.
One of the guys I work with went to meet an existing client one day when he was really tired. Following is excerpt of actual conversaton:
"Look D, we are really keen to build a really strong partnetship with B.... After we have everything under contrrol we will take you out for some drugs..."
Drinks? Lunch? Drugs anyone?
Thanks for visiting my site! Yay! Another blog friend...and all the way in Australia! I'm trying to expand my blogsite friendships and build on my links. So...I'll continue visiting. And by the way...I can't believe they stole your song. "Everything" is a great song!
OMG your cracking me up!
The donut cake is sooooooo sad.
I mean, really. Cutting corners much? bah!
mmmmm... Krispy Kreme...
;)
Hahaha, Lick Nachey, huh? And that donut cake, yeah, not my taste... Tacky!
I would totally lick Nick.
Oh, and I have sort of the same problem. I open my mouth and then can't remember the word for...pencil?! I'm getting old I guess.
I am totally down with licking Nachey. Totally.
Oh my GOSH! This was so funny. Honestly I was in tears and that donut wedding cake? BWAHAHAHAHA!I have not laughed so hard in a long time.
Cheap and whorish indeed!
I dearly love glazed donuts, but as wedding cake? That I'm not sure about.
wow,,,,
Okay I read the doughnut rant a few times and thought "okay it wouldn't be MY choice but what is the big deal?" I was thinking a cake shaped like a doughnut.....still weird, but THIS,,,,,,THIS is ROTFLMAO wierd!
BD
*laughs arse off at donut cake*
Love the wedding cake! I'm having a morning wedding and
breakfast afterwards, which really doesn't go with
traditional wedding cake. This set up is the cleanest
and classiest I've seen.
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