Pants: You Needs Them.

To the ladies of London,

I know you're excited about the warm weather, but really - short shorts as business attire? Teamed with skanky heels and midriff jackets?

I just don't get it.

Even if I lost half my body weight and looked like a twig, you still wouldn't find me wearing butt-shorts to work. I'm fine sticking with my daggy work wardrobe, thankyouverymuch.

As always, there is an appropriate LOLcat for everything;